Kids and the stripper club song

UntitledOk now we know the countries lost its mind! Have you seen the new commercial for the Party Store? Showcasing Disney products for a kids perfect birthday party? It frikin has the stripper/man whore song as its feature! That momba 5 song! Are you kidding me! A gigolo song for the theme used to sell kid stuff. I hope you all write to the Party Store and shame them out ! Seriously out of all the songs to pick to be unoriginal for your store !!! Wow who the heck are running these companies, 80’s strip club owners kids? Walt Disney is puking in his grave!

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Embarrassing americans continued

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So I’ve tapped a bunch of the House Hunters International. As you know I love those shows for showing me beautiful places and fabulous cultures and for cracking me up at the same time watching those really idiotical americans wank on about how americans are used to living in mansions with huge yards and even bigger appliances for around 500$ a month.??

I think the lady who commentates is a little fed up with how disrespectful and arrogant some of these people are too. In one episode she said ” Desperate to meet Gina’s lofty expectations without exceeding her minuscule budget Jose (the Realtor) changes gears…” I thought that was just Brilliant!

I just want to slap these people for including me in their deductions of reasoning that ALL americans have  super-sized greedy expectations when visiting or moving to a foreign country! I’ve developed a certain paranoia when traveling that I AM being looked at and perceived as just another foolish, stupid, selfish american who has no respect for any other culture! and who couldn’t care less than to educate and develop myself further than my own american nose!

 So I say to you out there who are one of those americans, For Heavens sake, STOP  dragging the rest of america into your ignorant world ! Just because YOU are an idiot and know it doesn’t mean  you have the right to include others who aren’t just so that you don’t feel alone in your idiotness!! Stop ruining our reputation for the sake of making your shallow one look good!

And for once an for all america’s english is not the dominate only langue in the world-Stop going to other countries and remarking how you didn’t know how no one would understand english and showing how greatly disappointed you are that the people in FOREIGN countries don’t know how to speak it!! You stupid cow-go back to school and get an adequate education so you can stop ruining the rest of the countries reputation by acting and thinking such enormous foolishness and so you learn that when you travel outside of the usa that it is YOU not Foreigners who need to learn the language of that in which is the country you travel to!

Crazy americans

oppe opppe   there go the  crazy americans again !  Good old “house hunters international”  have this couple from the usa moving to Belgium…on $750 a month.  And they expect the world but of course, they are American. The realtor   says  they might have to settle for a studio sized apartment, and the couple says….” a small studio is do- able probably a lot smaller though for what we americans are used to in the states.”  Then she says “its different here, every one walks or bikes, back in the usa everyone drives everywhere.” She says that so innocently like it is an anomaly to see humans in physical action.   I love this show ! For one I love seeing all the neat places in this world to live and what it would be like if you wanted to visit or move there but secondly it is watching Americans being, well American ..clueless.

Now not all americans are clueless don’t get all bent out of shape thinking I’m putting my country down. But some movers are a little bit outside of reality, they must watch a lot of cable. Anyway do you think HGTV scripts some of these people? Because seriously they can’t be that ignorant to what things cost and how much to expect for x amount of dollars.  I can’t quite believe how many americans think for 800$ a month they think they can get 3 rooms a nice kitchen a yard ect. ect.  Most apartments in the usa don’t start being nice until you reach 1,500$ a month!… This has to be scripted! (laugh- laugh- laugh) and age and intelligence   isn’t a  factor so its not a young thing nor an older thing.

ABC and the media that wants to call itself…cough cough, family

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It’s a surprising thing to me when this country full of  “Its my right, don’t tell me how to think, feel act, ect”  people up in hurrahs claiming their rights of freedoms, that we all let a puny media station, in this topic -ABC define for us what is “family.” I mean really what parent, what family member wishes to have liars, cheats, murders’ and adulters’ as representatives to the clan? ABC claims just that, they they wish for these types of scoundrels to surround themselves with. The line up for “family” night: “Pretty little Liars, the Lying game, Switched at Birth, Revenge, Scandal.”  other stations shows; Bones, Broke Girls, criminal Minds, GOssip Girl. shows  that just love to keep the stupid american reputation we have world wide alive and growing: Swamp People, Redneck shows to many to name, I have no brain but I’ve got the boobs, the accent and the 4 wheeler, I’ve got no soul but I can date 15 men in one week, the kardashians who do nothing with the loot they get to embody the nothingness existance that is celebrity; Umm lets see and the shows that steer you TOWARDS jail ( I want to stay the heck away from that hell, don’t you?) I’ve never in my life would think that a country would want its people to gravitate towards a life in jail and spread its living across channels for little curious eyes to watch and impress upon. I mean seriously have we dove so far down in the trash that all the variety we have to pick from is realities of prison, gang life, bad cops, lying cheating boys and girls who will one day grow up to run this country and of parents who go around saying ” I don’t know what to do about my 500lb child, I mean I only feed her 10 steaks a day, I can’t say no, I don’t know what to do.” I think its about time we stop shouting to the world ” hey no worries about you all kicking our ass, we’re making it quite easy for you, we’re dumb, fat and ignorant, we’ll just be here sloufing on the couch watching The View with one fat finger on the shotgun trigger shouting -take your best shot retard

the ridiculousness around us

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As I am scanning the teli for something serene to quiet my mind, I came across news caster in other words a bearer of stupid news, and he was upset that Whitney Houstens mother said she would not have “approved” of her daughters gayness if it were true. The news castor went so far to insinuate that Momma Housten is ohh my gosh…homophopic.  Well let me tell you if we had as many people up in arms about child molestors, crappy education, poverty and any other endless amount of topics dealing with the atrocities against humanity than so much pain and suffering could be abolished. Serioulsy people get over the fact that people don’t think gay is good or correct! Its our right and duh its just the way it is, if the world was supposed to be gay than only one generation would survive and that would be the end of the human race.  Plus you all know momma Houstan is a spiritual women! You can’t be and then say ohh yes gayness is acceptable. No you can’t BUT that doesn’t mean we “hate” or “discriminate” against you! We all don’t think stupidness is awesome right? But we can hope, pray, and help stupidness become less so. What I’m saying is we all have things in this world we don’t like but that doesn’t make us haters, its called choice so just as gay people, heck any person hopes to be accepted it’s the others person choice to do so or not. …P.S you can’t tell me gay people don’t hate or disapprove of .. Of course they disapprove, they disapprove and hate “straightness”